New Poll!

I fear our humble blog in the dark corner of the internet has lost some of it's physics degree sparkle
As a result, I have put up a new Physics-degree-related-poll.
Good luck to all of you lovely people on our exams!
Pro tip: Leave this website, gain marks on exams.

Good afternoon gentlemen and ladies!
As at least 1 person who checks this blog will know, we haven't posted anything in ages (since Christmas)
This is due to the fact that we have suddenly realised we go to university to do physics, and so we now have no free time due to revision!
Cursed magnets! I am astounded and perplexed as to how they doth function.
Look forward to the new year:

• We intend to conquer Earth
• We will find out how magnets work
• We may see some pretty cool stuff through a telescope
• I start my own adventure, trying to find my lost marbles. Has anyone seen them?
• Some new features may come about, as we have a lack of content at the moment!

So, do not despair! We haven't forgotten about you, fan(s)! We just need a short break to revise!

HpM's R&D department

And of course, more corny, corny jokes!!!! HURRAY!

How many astrophysicists does it take to screw in a light bulb? There are 4 answers to this question

1. It takes 2. One to put it in, one to measure the redshift!
2. 10. One to put it in, 9 to argue about how their own bulb has the better colour!
3. None, They will just use a type 1a supernovae as a "standard candle"!
4. None, They aren't afraid of the dark!

Ha ha ha! Okay.
Until next time, this is Tobias, signing off!
Transformers! ROLL OUT!