Congratulations to Dr. Martin Smalley!!!

You voted Smalley your favourite lecturer so far!
As previously promised, I gave him a cookie (I also gave cookies to all the lecturers I could find as they are such brave people taking on 1^st year physics students)

As pointed out, my last blog post had many grammatical errors, so I’m editing this one in Microsoft word, like a boss

It has since been found that Bowser always uses windows applications to write his blog posts.

Microsoft: Be what’s on the next level.

Now I’m done trying to sap endorsement money from Microsoft [ahem] Let me tell you something about Smalley, the god among people.

Those who turn up to lectures will know that he teaches mathematics with skill and precision, except from those times he makes the odd mistake [He is only a DEMI-god after all]. He is a lovely gentleman; he shared a bottle of sherry out with our maths practical on Friday! (Sorry M5, we polished off the bottle...) Legends say he can solve a second order differential equation in 5 seconds flat. Without a calculator.
I will miss him when mathematics 1 lectures finish. I might opt to do magnetic in the 3^rd year just to witness his charm with numbers. And MAGNETS! He knows how they work, which is talent at it’s finest.
Furthermore, he is the relentless leader of the galactic empire of Physics.

Darth Smallidus shows no mercy at careless students.

That is all for this time children. The soup today was quark, fresh from the neutron star.

Cursed Lab reports! Here are some references for those who take this .doc seriously. A note to that person, find a new hobby.

http://laweekly.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/force_choke_2.jpg
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/20743-550x-bowsss.jpg

Also, my thanks to whoever it was who named Smalley as Darth Smallidus in that post on the 1st Year Physics facebook page.
Goodnight everybody! Hope you all get home safetly.